April 2012
> Read ASoIaF
Never be happy again
March 2012
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Fuck you, Martin.
Fuck and you
/sob
I think what I hate the most is how stupid I feel because I’ve lost this stuff.
I try to take care of the things I own and then they run away.
Things I Can't Find:
My W2 form from one of my jobs
My copy of Mass Effect 3. That I haven’t even played yet
My Wayfarers that I got for Christmas
I keep dreaming about them all recently and it just upsets me and I know it’s all so petty but I feel like I’m going nuts because they literally just disappear. I had these things on my possession one day and then the next they are gone. What is...
Other than being alive for 24 years, I want to know what I’ve done to make anyone think I even remotely resemble a mature adult.
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GOOD JOB THEON
THAT WAS YOUR SISTER
GOOD
JOB
People complimenting my music tastes AND my hair :3
She said, "I'm leaving, and that's the way it is."
He said “I’m coming on home, honest.”
She said “Why d’ya always say that, you’ve no intention. Why d’ya always do that?”
As a child I recall being strangely but incredibly frustrated by the spelling and pronunciation of “iron”.
ohhigabe:
farriswheels reblogged your post: omg i can’t get my tongue jewelry back in because…
Oh lawd.You young folk.
SAVE ME
Just breathe and relax. Do something else for a minute. Rubber gloves might help. Trying switching hands or the end that needs the ball. And if you have a plain white candle, sticking the screw end into the wax and it makes a safe “glue” that will help...
@ ryanvoid
Yes please.
ohhigabe:
omg i can’t get my tongue jewelry back in because the bead won’t catch to screw in hELP
Oh lawd. You young folk.
@ ryanvoid
Do I get a prize?
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CAS IS A USELESS SIDE-KICK. I WANT A NEW ONE.
ohhigabe:
im now accepting applications
ME ME ME ME ME ME
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Getting a lot of polite questions tonight about my...
Though earlier today a little girl was bold enough to walk in a circle around me while staring directly at me while we waited in line at McCalister’s.
I was too amused to really be perturbed by it, she just seemed really curious but didn’t say or do anything rude. I can deal with staring.
“Don’t go down on me!”
– Me talking to the credit card machine.
In front of a huge group of people.
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Santorum called Obama the n-word on television....
kaminapan:
konjum-mainakkale:
anedumacation:
thelefthandedwifeinhiding:
ipsadixit:
elleeldritchunderground:
samodair:
kyssthis16:
nom-chompsky:
steviemcfly:
On a completely different note, I’m in a good mood. I drank tonight without smoking, I’m acquiring a taste for wine, and goodnight kiss.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Wait, what?!?!!?!?!? WHERE!?!?!?!??!?!?!
...
Seth Rogen is The Dude in Jason Reitman’s ‘Big... →
sal-romano:
brendanfrye:
Rainn Wilson will play Walter, originated by John Goodman
Hank Azaria will play Donnie, originated by Steve Buscemi. He’ll also play the P.I. Da Fino and Karl Hungus.
Nick Kroll will play The Jesus, originated by John Turturro. He’ll also play Jackie Treehorn and Tony the chauffeur
Fred Savage replaced Patton Oswalt and will play Brandt, originated by Philip Seymour...
For some reason I keep typing 'gets' as 'get's'.
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love-and-radiation replied to your post: I want to drink all the mojitos.
THEY ARE THE BEST.
THEY ARE FOR SERIOUS
They are my favorites now.