February 2011
“Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and...”
– I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via naartje)
+1
(via killyourenemies)
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Dammit
So I guess I was kind of hoping that fully admitting that maybe I wasn’t 100% straight would make everything hunky dork. Yeah, guess not. It’s like pulling off a bandaid and ignoring the bloody gauze everywhere else. I censor myself so much in an effort not to embarrass my parents. To make sure that they still love me or that I’m still who they want as a daughter. And it’s...
here let me whine about my privilege some more
ignore me, i’m stupid
imbolc replied to your post: Dear Tumblr,
If you want to do it, do it. Maybe your parents will see that a tattoo doesn’t change you in any way, so withdrawing monetary support from you would be asinine. I love that image, btw.
God, I kind of hope so. I think it’s mostly that my mom is convinced I’ll go about it the wrong way and see some dude who tattoos out of his garage for cheap....
Dear Tumblr,
Please talk me out of getting a tattoo right now. I have so many plans for tattoos but I am currently dealing with this itch to get one. Just one. A small one, just something on my body that’s mine.
Yes, I am turning 24 this year, yes I have a job, yes I’m in college. Technically this shouldn’t be a huge problem as I have wanted a tattoo since I was in 8th grade. My issue is...
“EVERYONE WANTS THE THINGS THAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, YOU STUPID, NARCISSISTIC,...”
– Videogum (via supcakes)
This whole thing made me laugh so hard. As of today, I’ve decided that I like to be wealthy, wear sweatpants everywhere, and be asleep more often than I’m awake. make it happen, universe! A book deal would be nice.
(via ultraprison-)
I want to be paid for eating crepes and...
deepdarksouth replied to your video: In which I try to play Bach’s Cello Suite No. 1 on…
yay! :D
I also ordered an A string today so hopefully I’ll be able to play it properly soon.
January 2011
thisbodysfabric:
Gosh I really don’t like Rose. Stop faffing all over my Donna with your bad jacket.
Where is my chocolate why don’t I have any ughhhh want
I have never loved you more <3
WatchIn which I try to play Bach’s Cello Suite No. 1 on three strings. I swear it sounds better in person. Also this is partially for @deepdarksouth :p
Oh Dear
Step 1: Mention picking up the cello again
Step 2: Receive an e-mail asking to play at cousin’s wedding
Step 3: Panic
Seriously, I haven’t played this thing in years and my aunt is asking me not only if I could be a bridesmaid but also play at my cousin’s wedding. I love my cousin, really, but I also have horrible stage fright and if I’m both a bridesmaid and the...
deepdarksouth:
privatepanic replied to your video: Mississippi (live) - Dixie Chicks (Bob Dylan…
The voice of the singer of Sugarland grates on my nerves. Yes, I am shallow and picky.
Girl, what are talking about?
Jennifer Nettles is perfection.
Or her last name is, at the very least.
Nettles.
Heh.
This is honestly the stupidest nit-pick ever but how she sings some of her vowels...
fonsecadelsur asked: Have you heard this yet?
http://spheres.tumblr.com/post/3033197889/fleet-foxes-helplessness-blues-from-their-new
http://spheres.tumblr.com/post/3033197889/fleet-foxes-helplessness-blues-from-their-new
ASK ME QUESTIONS →
You know you want to.
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notmyhairitisapalm:
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Oh, you lucky Georgia girls xx
Oh my fuck
“Feminism: where sometimes your supposed allies make you want to punch a kitten.”
– starsgowaltzing
(via love-and-radiation)
Things I would say to my hypothetical child:
love-and-radiation:
Look, swear if you need to, but be aware of the situation you’re in. It’s not always appropriate. But, I mean, holy shitballs, the world isn’t going to blow up.
Don’t do cocaine, sweetie, it’s tacky.
I won’t have you impugning Superman like that.
I know you think I’m an “old” and creatively dead or square or whatever, but you’re just drunk on hormones right now.
Yes....
thisbodysfabric:
Bonergina thinks Benedict Cumberdoodle is dreamy. I’m going to make her watch Sherlock soon.
Then she’ll think he’s extra dreamy.
reidavidson replied to your post: Dealbreakers:
religion doesn’t have to be a factor. My mom is an atheist and my dad is extremely Christian. It’s never been a problem. Not even with raising us. They just let us figure out our own beliefs.
I guess I just don’t even want to deal with it because I’m lazy.
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Dealbreakers:
Casual racism - I shouldn’t have to tell you why using the N word is problematic.
Casual misogyny/sexism - I shouldn’t have to tell you why jokes centering around women being too emotional or women getting in the kitchen aren’t alright.
Casual homophobia - Saying ‘no homo’ is fucking obnoxious. Being gay isn’t a bad thing.
Rape Jokes Aren’t Okay
...
“Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some...”
– Terry Pratchett A Hat Full of Sky (via Alimaña Burguesa)
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thisbodysfabric:
enemyofthepoor:
My political ideology keeps interfering with my love of Batman =/.
Nothing should ever interfere with your love of Batman.
This ^^^^^^^^^
downflowinggrace asked: I had a dream that you and I were the only ones left alive in Statesboro. These monster things had taken over- Kathy Bates was one of them. To pass the time, we faxed each other crossword puzzles and riddles and held video chats. We were exceptionally chipper considering our circumstances.