January 2011
ASK ME QUESTIONS
I’m drunk right now.
Dear Dr. McCoy,
Will you be my gynocologist?
Love, Me.
Alcohol is delicious.
Omnomnom.
LEONARD MCCOY GET INSIDE ME
RIGHT NOW THANKS
I think thisbodysfabric enjoys my drunkeness.
AGYDVHJRJJSRYIJFF
ZACHARY QUINTO ON MY SCREEEEEN
SOON KARL URBAN WILL BE THERE AND I WILL HUMP THE SCREEN MADLY.
Drunk as ballllllllls.
Yessss.
SO, 2011.
bigbigtruck:
ALL RIGHT GUYS LET’S DO THIS THING.
IM DRUNK WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. LET’S DO THIS.
December 2010
NEED MORE WORDS
http://threewords.me/privatepanic
glasshole replied to your post: glasshole replied to your post: This underwear…
i actually laughed out loud. lets run away together.
I need a nap first.
glasshole replied to your post: This underwear was so cute.
good. take it off~~~~~~ ded. i keed. i keed.
MAYBE I WILL
no really i’m going to throw them away
This underwear was so cute.
But so cheap T_T
Ordering a pair of jeggings.
bonerhedges:
privatepanic replied to your post:I do not like how men’s underwear fit. If only I…
I can give you mine. Also one of these days I am going to buy one of those fake penis things and dress like a dude for a day, just to see if I can.
I dress like a boy all the time and people are just like “LOL dat dyke”. I do not pack, though. I make a cute boy, though.
I think I’m...
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thisbodysfabric:
Seriously, I’d be so fucking happy if I could go through 24 fucking hours without seeing a rape joke on the internet like it’s no big deal.
Here is how it is: it’s a big fucking deal. Don’t make them, don’t say them, if you think they’re funny, you’re a terrible person. Get the fuck off of my internet until you stop being such a shitty person.
thisbodysfabric replied to your photo:The phone prefers vertically horizontally oriented…
YESSSSSSSS
And also sometimes I get vertical/horizontal mixed up. Just like left/right, fiction/non-fiction, and a few other things. I have life dyslexia.
I saw a shirt once that I said “I DYSLEXIA <3” and I read it as “I <3 DYSLEXIA” and didn’t understand why it...
deepdarksouth:
I feel bad who people who follow me because of one thing, be it writing, lifts, or pictures of pretty girls. I bounce around like a kid with a Ring Pop, and my tumblr has no clear theme, but I guess that makes me less of a caricature in the long-run.
Thank you for following nonetheless.
Tumblrs are supposed to have themes, WHAT?
I am in the same boat, I just post random shit.
thisbodysfabric replied to your post: I NEED A BACKGROUND IMAGE FOR MY PHONE
I SENT 4
<3
tastiejam asked: http://i.min.us/idS7Co.jpg
tastiejam asked: http://i.min.us/idS7Co.jpg
I NEED A BACKGROUND IMAGE FOR MY PHONE
The first picture that appears in my ask box will be the background of my phone for a week. I’ll take pictures for proof :3
Not being able to get my skinny jeans off
symbolofresistance:
averagecupofsoup:
slappyhours:
-floyd:
-zac:
kaplowboom:
fat ass
…Not being able to get my Skinnies past my hips ._.
^^^^^^
Uh, my ankles/calves are too skinny for skinny jeans ._.
It ain’t right.
Aspirin and honey mask.
Isn’t as weird as it sounds, really.
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bluebears:
What’s everyone’s NYE plans? We’re painting all day and then in the evening mushrooms* and Disney’s Alice in Wonderland. We also have The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, which we’ve never seen. Ben bought the stuff to make beef barley soup. I said, “did…
I will be getting drunk at a friend’s house. Maybe if I’m asked nicely enough, I’ll...
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